if you are dead or not sure if you are dead

by blake ellington larson

please report to gate A

if you are alive or not sure if you are alive or dead
please report to gate A

if you’ve committed suicide
or if you’re not sure
if it was intentional
or unintentional
please report to gate A

dear passengers we are offering a limited service
for those of you who know for certain
that you are dead

all dead passengers will receive a free flight
to wherever you’re going

everyone else please report to gate A

if
for whatever reason you believe yourself to be alive
and likewise very much not dead
please refer to the manual
‘how to be dead’

if you would like to contest your death
please refer to the manual
‘now that you’re dead’

if you have any other questions regarding life or death itself
please refer to the manual
‘so, you’re dead’

all other inquiries should contact the hari krisna’s
they are located near starbucks

(2007)

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